Actual Conversation:

Chris does push ups on floor.

Me: I can't even do one push up.
Chris: Yes you can. You can do a lot.

I get on floor. Do one push up, then collapse to the ground.

Me: See, I can't. I need to try to do a few a day. I would eventually get cut.
Chris: I can't get cut.
Me: Yes you could, if you did push ups.
Chris: No I couldn't. You could. You're an athlete, Linley. I'm a math-alete.
Me: Yeah, you are a math-alete.

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