A pregnant woman lapses into a coma as she gives birth to twins. Two months later, when she awakes, she's told her brother was asked to name the boy and the girl.
"My idiot brother named them? Oh God, I just hope he didn't screw it up What did he name my daughter?" she asked the doctor. "Denise," he replied.
"Oh, that's not too bad. How about my son?"
"Denephew."
Bahahahaha. Just shared this with Husband & we are laughing hard. :D
ReplyDeletehahah! good. good. good!! i lost it when he read me that punch line.
ReplyDeleteHaha I love this joke! Every time I meet someone named Denise I tell it to them. =]
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ReplyDeleteHehe, that's so funny. And exactly what my brother would do if that happened to me.
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